Saturday is Johnny's Big day!!!!!!!

Johnny/Padmasana enters the prime of his life this Saturday. We've all been counting down the days for a while now. And finally the moment of truth is almost upon us.
The big 25!!! A quarter of his life over (he'll make it to 100 coz he's from Tipperary ya see. Culchies live fer yonks).

I was thinkin of getting him a blueberry muffin, but you'd never fit 25 candles into a muffin (I know theres a joke there somewhere but it wont come to me).

So.... instead I was thinking maybe we could all chip in and get him a massive cake and then get x_No_Oil_Painting_x to jump oot of the cake starkers and snog the face off him!
She's gonna marry him soon anyway so I think it should be her who does it.
Anyway, last time i tried to jump out of a cake naked I got 3rd degree burns from the candles. (make sure to blow out the candles first Charlene!!)

Happy Birthday Johnny!!!! We fookin love you!!!!!!!! *


*legal disclaimer: The word "love" is not to be taken as implying that any acts of 'man-love' have ever, or will ever, take place between meself and John-Boy

Haha Gary you scumbag!!!

lmfao gary ya mad fker. thanx. i love u too man , lol.

Aw shucks honey-buns!!!

Happy birthday Johnny!

thanx christine !!

Big day I thought you were announcing his wedding

Well since its today I'll wish you a happy birthday even though you have no idea who I am

From what i read in the papers, Johnny had a fairly heavy night on Saturday. Too many jugs of Poitin and he woke up with this fine wee filly next to him:




Score!!!!

better dan nothing i guess , she said i was hung like a horse